Beastmaster

I haven't seen Beastmaster since I was a little kid who was obsessed with He-Man. This movie was amazing. I found the whole thing on YouTube last night and watched it with the wife. The resolution was decent. This movie really holds up. I can see why I liked it so much as a kid. First up, boobies. Pretty sure that was mind blowing as a kid. Fully exposed boobs were taboo and I wasn't close to puberty, but I knew I was watching something that was adult, was cool. Sure, the scene gets a little rape awkward with the hero being way too physical with a woman he doesn't know, but I can forgive it due to setting and when this movie was made. Progress has been made and its good to measure how far we've come. Anyways, aside from boobies these animals are great actors. I researched if any animals were harmed in the making of the film and was shocked that nothing died. You don't want to be an animal on that set unless you are hungry for fame. The tiger died two years after, and I'm blaming the dye job from the film. No dead dog? They must have tranquilized the holy living crap put of that dog. Hold your breath, good boy!

This movie has the best witches ever to appear in film, hands down with no chance of argument. That was super scary as a kid. Also, glow worms in your ear while you're strapped down will melt your brain and turn you into a killing machine monster they strap a bunch of spikes to and set loose like a raving berserk blood thirsty unstoppable killing machine. Terrifying as a child.

There are some emotional parts in this well paced high fantasy action moment. Sure there might be some cousin lovin, but it's not like this is ancient Europe. This place has it's own world, and eagles can carry 3rd graders, but just think D&D with a lenient DM that considers fun more important than rules.

Go watch this.

Edit: forgive Typos. In phone and busy.