Post by Administrator on Jun 12, 2015 7:16:22 GMT -6
Want to contribute some more dough to the Kickstarter, but don’t have any cash left? Need that sweet exclusive Yoshitaka Amano poster, but are stuck on the $28 tier because that was all your birthday money? Well your town is a kitty just dying to be petted! There are many opportunities that perhaps you haven’t thought about yet. Are you too young for a “real job”? Don’t let that stop you. Did you know that your innocence is extremely valuable? Wait, that sounded wrong. What I mean is that if I went door to door with my big beard and wanted to sell things to people I would probably be shot. You, on the other hand can grab a few friends, some cheap Nabisco chocolate chip cookies and go and hustle those things like crack door to door to for your uncle Mike’s cancer medication. That’s right, kids. Guilt is a huge selling point. Who could turn away buying a magazine subscription” to help fund endangered species? Watch the first Ninja Turtles movie and see what kind of power kids can organize with a little bit of encouragement. If you have a cool dad who likes to party, maybe he could whip up some fine baked goods that will sell for a great price. You aren’t 18 yet so you can’t be tried as an adult anyways!
Ok, but maybe you are a bit older. That’s ok too. Did you buy your worthless son a Gibson Les Paul guitar and a sweet effects pedal for his 12th birthday and all he does is play on his iPad tapping away on the screen on some stupid game that requires no skill, just mindless tapping hours after hours? Pawn that guitar and pedal and he won’t miss it. You just need the money until your next paycheck! What are the chances someone’s going to buy it before then? You can get it back. Hey, if someone else buys it maybe their kid will grow up to be the next Stevie Ray Vaughn. He’s probably not your son anyway. I mean have you ever reeealy looked at him? I can bet you never got the DNA test. Screw it, pawn that iPad too. Then make him go mow some yards for more Bloodstained money.
Having a few paydays in between you and your pledge is no real reason to give up. If you have the title to your car you can get a really sweet deal to float you some cash from some very understanding places in every town. That’s a fact, Jack. Also, you know those games you never play anymore? Well, you waited too long for eBay, but there has to be a Gamestop near by. I know you love Castlevania. Take all of your collection and throw it on the counter. You will get a fat wad of cash for all those games right now. Get to know the clerks a bit and find out when they get off. As soon as they are gone, bust in that place and take back your Castlevania games and loot that mother like a kid in a candy store. They should have known better anyway. Who in their right mind would have traded in their Castlevania games? Lol. Noobs.
Look, the game doesn’t come out for two years but that money comes out tonight. What consequences could possibly last longer than two years? If you’re over 18 and have a web cam, the world is your oyster, baby. What are the chances anyone is going to recognize you? You would be amazed what you can rake in and how quickly. Don’t be such a prude, it feels great to know people want to see you, dosen’t it? Every Twitch subscriber will become your close personal fan.
Now get to work!
Ok, but maybe you are a bit older. That’s ok too. Did you buy your worthless son a Gibson Les Paul guitar and a sweet effects pedal for his 12th birthday and all he does is play on his iPad tapping away on the screen on some stupid game that requires no skill, just mindless tapping hours after hours? Pawn that guitar and pedal and he won’t miss it. You just need the money until your next paycheck! What are the chances someone’s going to buy it before then? You can get it back. Hey, if someone else buys it maybe their kid will grow up to be the next Stevie Ray Vaughn. He’s probably not your son anyway. I mean have you ever reeealy looked at him? I can bet you never got the DNA test. Screw it, pawn that iPad too. Then make him go mow some yards for more Bloodstained money.
Having a few paydays in between you and your pledge is no real reason to give up. If you have the title to your car you can get a really sweet deal to float you some cash from some very understanding places in every town. That’s a fact, Jack. Also, you know those games you never play anymore? Well, you waited too long for eBay, but there has to be a Gamestop near by. I know you love Castlevania. Take all of your collection and throw it on the counter. You will get a fat wad of cash for all those games right now. Get to know the clerks a bit and find out when they get off. As soon as they are gone, bust in that place and take back your Castlevania games and loot that mother like a kid in a candy store. They should have known better anyway. Who in their right mind would have traded in their Castlevania games? Lol. Noobs.
Look, the game doesn’t come out for two years but that money comes out tonight. What consequences could possibly last longer than two years? If you’re over 18 and have a web cam, the world is your oyster, baby. What are the chances anyone is going to recognize you? You would be amazed what you can rake in and how quickly. Don’t be such a prude, it feels great to know people want to see you, dosen’t it? Every Twitch subscriber will become your close personal fan.
Now get to work!
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