Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but logic becomes madness.

I wish Agony to release the uncut version.

Wish granted, but you are sucked into the game, then died off screen. I wish everyone becomes a shard binder.

Granted. You are now motivated to continuously watch Barney & Frieds reruns.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

Maybe.   I seem to remember it from a Simpsons episode though.

Granted, you can now type 100 words per minute, but only when using an unmodified stenograph from the 1800s.

I wish for a fully potty trained life sized Godzilla as a pet that I can ride around on, because if they say he's got to go and is not potty trained your in real trouble.

(I know whose lawn I'm teaching him to go in.  "What, that must have been some other kaiju that went in your lawn.  My Godzilla is a good boy.")

Granted, but you now must spend 20 hours each day typing up propaganda for whatever political party you like least.

I wish there were an easier way.

Granted. You find your consciousness stripped from your body as everything fades away and you are left with nothing for all eternity.

I wish Ryngar Acia had a nice lawn.

Granted, but Kong gets to choose who is a wanted or unwanted guest. He loves playing with his new best friend Godzilla who is the only other pet in the area his size.

You know I wish that there was some way that I could be outside playing basket ball in the rain and not get wet, wouldn't that be great?