inherit
854
0
Mar 3, 2018 17:00:13 GMT -6
9
selenapond
9
Oct 30, 2015 20:24:35 GMT -6
October 2015
selenapond
|
Post by selenapond on Dec 22, 2017 1:41:45 GMT -6
Granted, you now never need sleep, but are always tired. I wish for peas on earth and good will towards men (and women, children, celestials, demons, etc.) Granted. Cans of peas with a label reading GOOD WILL have fallen from the sky and killed every living creature in the Milky Way galaxy. I wish I never had to deal with the snow. |
|
Busterific
Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
Posts: 249
inherit
Hairy Old Man
1697
0
Mar 30, 2022 13:03:31 GMT -6
222
Busterific
249
Aug 19, 2016 16:36:35 GMT -6
August 2016
busterific
|
Post by Busterific on Dec 22, 2017 10:58:36 GMT -6
Granted, you will spend the rest of your days stuck in a blazing hot desert.
I wish for a can opener.
|
|
Key
Fifty Storms 
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
Posts: 59
inherit
951
0
Aug 28, 2017 11:18:13 GMT -6
69
Key
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
59
Dec 6, 2015 20:13:24 GMT -6
December 2015
key
|
Post by Key on Dec 23, 2017 20:18:20 GMT -6
Granted, but it makes you kick the can.
I wish for the power to use my farts to fly around like Wario.
|
|
Busterific
Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
Posts: 249
inherit
Hairy Old Man
1697
0
Mar 30, 2022 13:03:31 GMT -6
222
Busterific
249
Aug 19, 2016 16:36:35 GMT -6
August 2016
busterific
|
Post by Busterific on Dec 24, 2017 10:38:12 GMT -6
Granted. You are initially fined by authorities for air quality and air traffic control violations. Once you've run out of money the government locks you in prison you for life.
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
|
|
Key
Fifty Storms
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
Posts: 59
inherit
951
0
Aug 28, 2017 11:18:13 GMT -6
69
Key
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
59
Dec 6, 2015 20:13:24 GMT -6
December 2015
key
|
Post by Key on Dec 24, 2017 11:17:27 GMT -6
Granted, but Groose's theme plays until people puke.
I wish my torso was thin enough to let me fit through more things again.
|
|
Busterific
Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
Posts: 249
inherit
Hairy Old Man
1697
0
Mar 30, 2022 13:03:31 GMT -6
222
Busterific
249
Aug 19, 2016 16:36:35 GMT -6
August 2016
busterific
|
Post by Busterific on Dec 24, 2017 12:56:27 GMT -6
Granted, your torso and the rest of you are now super thin. While you are now able to slip between prison bars, you also find yourself constantly slipping between and getting stuck in things like cracks in the sidewalk.
I wish these people would quick puking on me so I could enjoy my music.
|
|
Key
Fifty Storms
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
Posts: 59
inherit
951
0
Aug 28, 2017 11:18:13 GMT -6
69
Key
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
59
Dec 6, 2015 20:13:24 GMT -6
December 2015
key
|
Post by Key on Feb 6, 2018 23:00:52 GMT -6
Granted, but you can't hear the music.
I wish for lavender-colored hair.
|
|
inherit
2318
0
Nov 18, 2019 8:43:39 GMT -6
22
reynoldszahl
[TI1]
27
Mar 16, 2018 1:43:57 GMT -6
March 2018
reynoldszahl
|
Post by reynoldszahl on Mar 19, 2018 6:20:28 GMT -6
Granted, but the hair hisses about your bad taste in music and suddenly you turn people into stone when they look into your eyes.
I wish that a day would have more than 24 hours.
|
|
Busterific
Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
Posts: 249
inherit
Hairy Old Man
1697
0
Mar 30, 2022 13:03:31 GMT -6
222
Busterific
249
Aug 19, 2016 16:36:35 GMT -6
August 2016
busterific
|
Post by Busterific on Mar 19, 2018 9:57:03 GMT -6
Granted, there are now 25 hours in each day, but you now require 18 hour of sleep each night.
I wish time were on my side.
|
|
inherit
2318
0
Nov 18, 2019 8:43:39 GMT -6
22
reynoldszahl
[TI1]
27
Mar 16, 2018 1:43:57 GMT -6
March 2018
reynoldszahl
|
Post by reynoldszahl on Mar 21, 2018 4:13:51 GMT -6
Granted, time is very flattering with you but Death took it all.
I wish Michiru Yamane has a kind and inspiring ghost as a Muse.
|
|
Key
Fifty Storms
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
Posts: 59
inherit
951
0
Aug 28, 2017 11:18:13 GMT -6
69
Key
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
59
Dec 6, 2015 20:13:24 GMT -6
December 2015
key
|
Post by Key on May 21, 2018 18:49:24 GMT -6
Granted, but any time you hear a ghostly voice, you faint!
I wish for all of the most insane and nonsensical cartoons and games a kid could ask for.
|
|
inherit
2263
0
Jun 7, 2022 17:49:41 GMT -6
144
Time 4 Tea
[TI0]
185
Jan 8, 2018 16:41:26 GMT -6
January 2018
time4tea
|
Post by Time 4 Tea on Jun 22, 2018 19:48:15 GMT -6
Granted but all of the games and movies are for a different region than yours (NTSC, PAL, etc.)
I wish for my own private island.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
Deleted
inherit
guest@proboards.com
1794
0
Nov 21, 2024 7:08:42 GMT -6
Deleted
0
Nov 21, 2024 7:08:42 GMT -6
January 1970
Deleted
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2018 14:25:42 GMT -6
Wish granted, but it is deprived of potable water source.
I wish Iga forces Inti-Creates, to release Curse of the Moon on GOG, as well!
|
|
Busterific
Hairy Old Man
Loyal Familiar
Posts: 249
inherit
Hairy Old Man
1697
0
Mar 30, 2022 13:03:31 GMT -6
222
Busterific
249
Aug 19, 2016 16:36:35 GMT -6
August 2016
busterific
|
Post by Busterific on Jun 26, 2018 17:55:47 GMT -6
Granted, Inti-Creates decides to release to GOG after it changes it's policies and starts including DRM and Spyware in all the games it provides.
I wish for a fish.
|
|
inherit
2263
0
Jun 7, 2022 17:49:41 GMT -6
144
Time 4 Tea
[TI0]
185
Jan 8, 2018 16:41:26 GMT -6
January 2018
time4tea
|
Post by Time 4 Tea on Jun 29, 2018 16:18:42 GMT -6
Granted but the "fish" you receive is a hagfish - considered one of the most disgusting creatures on planet Earth due to the excessive slime they produce as well as their nightmarish feeding habits.
I wish for a red sky.
|
|
Key
Fifty Storms
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
Posts: 59
inherit
951
0
Aug 28, 2017 11:18:13 GMT -6
69
Key
Currently trying to conquer Antarctica. In need of minions.
59
Dec 6, 2015 20:13:24 GMT -6
December 2015
key
|
Post by Key on Jun 29, 2018 21:39:30 GMT -6
Granted, but it rains the blood of the dead upon the land and your grocery stores will have no food.
I wish that I was a ninja named "Fuuma".
|
|
inherit
2263
0
Jun 7, 2022 17:49:41 GMT -6
144
Time 4 Tea
[TI0]
185
Jan 8, 2018 16:41:26 GMT -6
January 2018
time4tea
|
Post by Time 4 Tea on Jun 29, 2018 22:41:09 GMT -6
Granted but Fuuma will always play second fiddle to a much greater ninja named Hanzo.
I wish for a cat.
|
|
Galamoth
Ancient Legion
Eternal Guardian
[TI2] Boss of the Floating Catacombs. Hopes nobody finds his hidden Beryl Circlet.
Posts: 3,402
inherit
Ancient Legion
195
0
Aug 19, 2023 8:35:43 GMT -6
2,620
Galamoth
[TI2] Boss of the Floating Catacombs. Hopes nobody finds his hidden Beryl Circlet.
3,402
Jun 24, 2015 13:36:33 GMT -6
June 2015
galamoth
|
Post by Galamoth on Jun 29, 2018 23:22:28 GMT -6
Granted, but the cat you now have is a bengal tiger. Be careful not to make it angry, or disturb it when it's eating!
I wish for a pet toad.
|
|
Ryngar Acia
Loyal Familiar
[TI2] ...and Another..
Posts: 291
inherit
736
0
Feb 2, 2023 14:02:51 GMT -6
444
Ryngar Acia
[TI2] ...and Another..
291
Sept 5, 2015 11:36:53 GMT -6
September 2015
ryngaracia
|
Post by Ryngar Acia on Jun 30, 2018 2:43:43 GMT -6
Granted, you now have a pet "Toad". And he will follow you around everywhere, making really obnoxious noises. I wish I had the fastest internet in the world. |
|
inherit
2263
0
Jun 7, 2022 17:49:41 GMT -6
144
Time 4 Tea
[TI0]
185
Jan 8, 2018 16:41:26 GMT -6
January 2018
time4tea
|
Post by Time 4 Tea on Jul 1, 2018 14:48:35 GMT -6
Granted but your connection is so fast that any malware or viruses you encounter bypass your firewall.
I wish I'd stop misplacing my glasses.
|
|
yey