Contest (ENDED): 500 Member Boss Battle

!! This beast may require items that bend the universe itself to a near breaking point. So be it! I shall use my Magic Milk Bottle!

If the bottle can repel powerful magics, I hope it can at least put a dent into the beasts magical reserves!

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(OOC: It take's 10 or better to hit a player.)

At Ciel, the Sword Whip flies:
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At Leon, a tentacle smashes:
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The IGApuss wiggles the tentacle that Thomas pinned down. (10 or better needed)
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It it becomes free, it will slam at Thomas:
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A tentacle lashes at UnclStv!
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Nyahahaha is the next target:
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IGApuss attempts to smack Astaroth:
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Score board:
Goobsausage- 4+5=9
@nyahahaha- 3+5=9
Leon- 6+2=8 (8 HP)
Ciel- 0+6
Astaroth- 3
Dragongamer- 1+1=2
Metafogos- 2
@stimpy- 0
H- 0+0=0
LuckPercentSRL- 0+0=0

Thomas (assisting) - 4+6=10
Arcueid Brunestud (assisting) - 0+0=01-20·1d8+1·1-20·1-8·1d20+2·1-20·1-8·1-20·1-8·1-20·1-8·1-20·1-8

Eh, I'm feeling brave. I guess I'll slap the monster with my hands.

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OOC: I appreciate how slapping with my bare hands is just as strong as the Ultra Inazuma Kick.

OOC: Your rolls may suck but at least your attacks have a lot of flair to them. The one thing I was glad of was that I didn't roll another 1 damage again.

OOC: Especially when attacks with less extravagant flair do equal or greater damage.

It seems no amount of powerful magics can significantly damage the beast. Maybe.. allergies?

I throw this tea at thee!

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Let's test the teory about "hard hit hits like a plume, plume hits hit like a Deathstar"...

Magikarp, I choose you!!!

Magikarp, use Splash in the monster!!!!!!

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Having received the lashing attack, the dark figure presses its hands against its chest and falls to its knees, as if suffering excruciating pain.
The mist gets thicker, so thick that nothing but a silhouette is visible.

Suddenly, several pieces of the previously worn clothing are thrown out of the dense mist and a loud cry of pleasure explodes:

"Aaaaaaah! More! Mooooooreeeee!"

After a few moments the monster speaks again, this time in a tone filled with disappointment:
"Oh, no more?"

The monster stands up.
"Well, you seem to be no better than the previous one. Nothing but a miserable underperformer."

Pausing for a moment, its two glowing, yellow eyes offer a piercing gaze unimpeded by the shroud of darkness.
"Hurt by angst, not going beyond PG rated material... What are you, a JRPG boss?"

The creature continues throwing snide remarks at its opponent:
"Lemme guess, your final form is that of a shirtless guy, glued to some monster-y mass from the waist down. You have a bunch of wings attached, probably a halo or two to signify how you're above and in defiance with everything that is holy."
 
A small giggle here and there interrupts the monologue as it goes on:
"I bet you even carry around some dumb, long sword around which you use to kill girls, just to show how evil you are."

Unable to contain it any longer a clear laugh slips out:



As the laugh subsides, the mist starts shrinking and getting clearer, revealing a new attire for the ancient horror. Now sporting some cute pajamas, it sits comfortably on the floor giving a clear statement that it considers its opponent as neither a threat nor something worth investing effort in.

"Anything more than a modicum of power would be wasted on the likes of you. Here. play with this. It should fit the likes of you perfectly."

The creature states that and makes a small flick with its wrist.



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