Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you lost the ability to breathe air.

Wishing for a second wish.

Granted. You travel to Siberia and obtain immunity thanks to an unknwon hermit. To test the limits of your immunity, you go back to your hometown where it's now –273.15 degrees Celsius, and although you don't die of hypothermia, you are frozen minutes later as it is the absolute zero. Imprisoned in ice forever, you will be dubbed as the "Princess of Ice" for generations to come.

I wish I could completely see in the dark, without losing my sight in the light.

Granted, you are now immortal, and are able to live on the Sun without dying. However, the sun doesn't want you and turns into a supernova. You live, but can only drift aimlessly and without any control in the vast emptiness. Forever. At some point you started wishing you could die of hypothermia.

I wish I had a dog. Alaskan Malamute to be precise.

You become Billy Mays, but get upstaged by the Shamwow guy and everyone forgets about you. ;_;

I wish I had some chocolate pudding!

Granted, you're broke--n in all parts of your body. Your bones are shattered, and you're now deathly tired. You embrace the sweet release of death.

I wish to have an IQ of infinity.

Granted you become the most intelligent person on earth, Sadly you grow disgusted by humanity for being so stupid that you trigger a end of the world event. Life as we know it ends but a poor man who broke all his bones became the saviour of what was left of humanity, What a great guy he was especially because he was tired.

I wish to become Goku.

Edit: nooo i worked hard on that one damn.

Granted you die during the zombie apocalypse only to come back to eat the flesh of the living, a random survior decides it would be fun to cage a zombie and thow rocks at you for the rest of his life.

Granted: You lose any and all hints of your previous identity, and merge with the entity known as Goku. It was as if you never existed.
(Just writing that out seems so brutal lol)

EDIT: Ninja'd..  

Your wish was granted: but all orchestras can only be listened to live, and they can only be afforded by 1% of the population. 

I wish I could decide on what major in.

Sorry this wish can not be granted try again, ew ok Granted konami decided to put out a HD collection of every castlevania game for all platforms,Metal Gear gets a remake of metalgear for MSX. Sadly konami decides after making some of the best games in they world to  sell Konami to EA games and make 3 billion dollars.

I wish for six million wishes.

Granted we learn how to fold space, we can go almost anywhere in space but something happens to the ships and people who use this new form of travel.
 

After a bunch of ships going missing, earth decides its time to find out what has been going on, sadly no one makes it back to tell.
I wish to learn who  IGA really is