Contest (ended): Attack on Bismark-Kappa!

After watching Cale get smacked with a return to sender monolith, SML slides under the sore spot of where the tail had just been pinned. In a glorious Jane Fonda fashion, he begins to repeatedly kick the damaged area. Arcueid Brunestud enters the battle with style, as a giant red hot sphere materializes above the demon and crushes it. The sphere crumbles and fades from existence, but he monster looks taxed from the impact. LuckPercentSRL flips to a new page in their tome and begins to chant. The spell they found creates multiple loud explosions in the mechanical section of the Bismark's arm! The machine looks to be completely destroyed. jim summons the "Angle Arm" but had it pointed at the wrong angle and misses. Still reeling from the monolith incident, Cale grabs two of his nearby cohorts and devours them whole. From his tentacled maw, a ridiculous amount of gore spews forth at the demon, much more than two simple human bodies could possibly have generated. This seems to do nothing to damage his foe, however Cale does feel much better after a quick snack (and heals two hit points). Blood, bone, guts and viscera now litter the floor in a disgusting horrific scene that challenges the sanity of simple minds. Leon slips in the gore as they try to toss another sabotaged cucumber and misses getting it to reach the target. H launches a large fruit at the beast, which explodes on the tail. The similarity of red watermelon among the remains of Cale's snack would make anyone consider not eating another mellon for a while, but Leon licks it anyway (for science). When H hurled the fruit he condemned the monster by shouting "Muera bestia!" which has seemed to rebuke the unholy abomination. Frustrated, Thomas flings ink everywhere from a pen as he slips, falls and has enough momentum to slide toward Bismark. A giant purple hand wraps around Thomas' body and begins to crush the life out of him!

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Someone is going to need to help Thomas escape the grasp of the Bismark, or it may crush him to death!

Ravenspear calls upon an otherworldly winged beauty- a warrior woman soaring on divine wings slices a massive sword into the Bismark. @japansamsus' four legged friend returns carrying a large bit of intestine that was regurgitated from Cale's maw. Japansamsus is somehow inspired by great monster hunters of the past and wields the guts like a legendary whip. With a mighty crack, the end of the whip snaps the head back of the Kappa, removing it's reserve of water completely. The Kappa instantly begins to visibly dry out and screeches a deadly curse at Japansamsus. kikumarukike calls upon his mobile armor, which comes crashing through the window. He kicks the foe hard in the tail while it is distracted by having it's head snapped backward from that whip crack. wiggychiggy enters and leaps at the Kappa to pierce it's head, but the Kappa easily dodges the attack.

Still holding Thomas in one hand, the Bismark swings it's now useless machine over it's head and downward toward luckpercentsrl for destroying it's most devastating weapon.

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Then, the Kappa swings around and slashes a claw at japansamsus, anxious for sweet revenge!

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Cale (7hp)- 5+0=5
Ravenspear- 4+1=5
Luckpercentsrl- 2+3=5
SML- 1+2=3
Leon- 1+0=1
H- 0+1=1
Thomas- 0+0=0

japansamsus (assisting)- 0+12=12
Arcueid (assisting)- 0+3=3
Jim (assisting)- 3+0=3
kikumarukike (assisting)- 1=1

Total damage- 39/ The Bismark-Kappa looks Damaged1-6·1-20·1-8·1-20·1-8

I call upon the KAMEHAMEHA!


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Edit: Forgot the = in the second roll code...
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Yeah! That worked. Now lets see what else I have in here. Ooh, a summon spell. Haven't tried that before. Hmm beginner, bat, skeleton. Man screw that noise let's go to the expert summoner spells. Ah yes, the 2 Faced Horseman, I bet he'll work.

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Seeing the pain caused to my allies, I transform into the magical girl, Phantasmoon Eclipse!


I spin my magic stick so quickly it turns white, and temporarily turn Bismark-Kappa into a mean looking crow! (OOC: Bare with me here, I'm on my smartphone which can't edit images)


I fly high into the air and call upon the energy of the Earth. After gathering enough, I throw it at Bismark-Kappa(temporary crow)!
True Ancestor Ball!


(OOC: Ignore the crow dying, LOL)

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Grinning lopsided Constanz glances around at his allies and wonders if any of them have weak stomachs. "I guess that's irrelevant now..." Chuckling gently despite the carnage around him he crouches close to the floor and sticks his hands wrist deep into the collected viscera. Muttering a few words the gore begins to lurch sickeningly. Suddenly it gathers and jerks upright before rotating, becoming a tornado of blood, flesh and bone that swirls in the middle of the room. Gaining speed it lurches towards the Bismark Kappa, engulfing it in a storm of vile magics!

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A strange, uncanny black fog approaches Bismark and exclaims with a slurping noise:

"Behold the unfailing tactic of the Saturday-Morning school enriched by a never-ending adolescent mind of an eternal abomination!"

The fog rapidly spreads to a side and materializes a human arm. The arm moves in a fluid motion as it jams the index finger in one the barrels of Kappa's gun. More arms materialize and follow suit, until all of the barrels are seemingly blocked.

The fog exclaims in an obscene voice:

"Oh this couldn't possibly go wrong!"

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OOC: Fixed, thanks.

I close my eyes and pray to Chuck Norris to damage the humongous beast.


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Edit: Well it missed but I felt his presence, maybe something is building for the next turn.
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